Why cant you fuckers just give me what I ask for? 
bloodywink
  
Jan. 31st, 2009 | 10:32 am
 
So I took my routinely trip to the double D (dunkin donuts) for my morning coffee. I actually skipped the first dd, because I feel like the window bitch is unfriendly, but in response to me being cranky. Its just a lose-lose situation. Anyways I go to the more welcoming of my crank-antics dd where the window guy hangs his crossed arms out on the ledge and smirks at me proudly, as if he has altered the coffee in someway to make it better to display his affection towards me or my purchase, i cant really tell the difference anymore. So I come to this dd and he gives my ass a large coffee. I start to stammer that I wanted a medium..but after scanning the receipt I see I have actually only paid for a medium coffee. I'm assuming he gave me the bigger one to be nice thinking I would be overjoyed. But I wasnt.
i ORDER A MEDIUM COFFEE FOR A REASON... and when i order something, i demand it to be a certain way (like Burger King's "have it your way" slogan). I dont get small coffees even though thats the perfect amount for me because the lids are flimsy and the majority of my small coffee ends up racing down my seatbelt in mini driplet rivers. I have also mastered the perfect sugar/cream ratio in the small coffee. I have not yet mastered the large coffee cream/sug sitch. and also a large cofee stays hotter longer so I cant enjoy it with my morning cigarette. I ended up pouring the large coffee into an old medium dd coffee cup I had lying around in my car's empty dd cup graveyard. Which wasted 2 minutes of my precious "sit around in my work's parking lot smoking and listening to The Toadies" time.

A similar thing happened when we went to the Judas Priest concert with lawn tickets carrying in our blankets and they made us check in the blankets because the lawn section was closed due to the unsold tickets and they had upgraded us to arena seats.. but wtf! we didnt get what we had asked for or paid for. even though we wanted the "20 dollars cheaper" treatment. 		 
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