| I am an e-marketing and web design specialist? |
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| Oct. 16th, 2009 |
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yeah... I don't know the first thing about e-marketing and I suck at web design haha. How I landed this position... only the tootsie bird owl knows. My first day was a bust... I was so nervous I had explosive diarrhea, an intense case of the shakes and vomit lingering in my esophagus...for 4 hours. The other graphic designer barely spoke a word to me, which made me even more anxious. And no one took a lunch break or a smoke break! So tomorrow I start at 8:30am! I guess the earlier the better which means the sooner I get out! I hope I fall into place and learn my trade fast! I wish I could just sit at home and do freelance work, but unfortunately I only have one client right now. But he does give me free cigarettes...man why can't Eddie just be my sugar daddy and then I don't have to worry about being a money-maker. I don't want to be part of society, I just want to fly under the radar and scrape by without having to be trapped in an office with people I have nothing in common with...ughhhh!!!!!! one day it'll be ok...i hope.
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